I had no idea that there were so many guys out there with small dicks. I can’t call them men because that’s simply not true. A real man has a real dick and let’s face it… your tiny 2, 3, 4 and 5 inch dicks… those just aren’t what I would consider real. Okay, so maybe 5 inches is close to average. But a real woman like me just doesn’t settle for average. I’m a proud size queen and average is in no way good enough for me. But you know what would be perfect for all you guys out there with small dicks? Calling me for small penis humiliation phone sex!
There is so much fun to be had on a small penis humiliation phone sex call. The obvious thing to do is for me to laugh at you and tell you how pathetic you are. But that can only go so far before I get really bored of it. You know what would be tons of fun? Having you find common household items to compare your dick to. Oh, the fun we will have! I can’t tell you all of the things we’re going to be using now because that would totally ruin the surprise. But trust me, it’s going to be a ton of fun.
You do realize that your tiny dick is more like a clit than an actual penis, right? Well, there’s another fun game I have for you. I want you to go into a store and buy panties and tell the sales girl that you’re going to be wearing panties from now on because you have a clit and not a dick. I really wish I could be there to see the look on her face, but I’m sure you’ll tell me all about it.
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