I really can’t stop laughing right now! I had yet another pindick loser ask me over the phone if he would ever be able to fuck me with his 3 ½” dick. He asked this AFTER he told me he wanted small penis humiliation phone sex, so he had to know I was simply going to laugh at him. I told him I was a size queen and that I wasn’t exaggerating about having an 8” minimum. I had no problem telling him how useless a cock as small as his was for a girl like me, yet he still had to ask that ridiculous question. Talk about being a glutton for punishment, but I guess you have to be if the only way you can get your little unit off is through small penis humiliation phone sex.
He wasn’t the first one to ask that unbelievable question. It seems so many of you nubby guys just need attention from a woman so badly that cruel rejection is a thrilling way to get dismissive attention. It’s not enough for me to not want to touch a sad little weenie like yours – you need me to tell you in many different ways that I’m not going to let it enter my body. It’s almost ludicrous for you to ask – I mean, a dick that small isn’t going to get inside of anything anyway. No girl wants a hard little nipple-like thing rubbing against her pussy when what she really wants is to feel something thick and hard pounding deep inside of her. If you have a tiny dick you already know this, yet so many of you still ask that ridiculous question during your small penis humiliation phone sex call.
Why do you all keep asking such a pointless question? Because men think with their dicks, and your dick is small and useless, therefore you should treat thinking like you do fucking a woman. Stop trying because you might hurt yourself. Just call Beth at 1 888 474 6769 and I’ll do the thinking for you while you rub that sad lump of flesh.