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It’s so interesting how many guys love to have small penis humiliation phone sex with me.  They come in droves begging for my brand of put downs and berating.  Guys love to have their tiny dicks made fun of, and oh how I love to make their day.   However, I do get many questions from guys about their own small penis’ (I’m refraining from using the word cock because it doesn’t really apply now does it).  I get asked the same ones again and again, so I figured it was about time to make an FAQ.  Here are the top 5 dumb ass questions guys ask about their small dicks.

1.  Do girls like small dicks?  No.  Girls hate small dicks.  Not just because they’re small and we can’t feel them, but also because having a small dick somehow makes you act like a little cunt.  Maybe it’s a lack of testosterone, I don’t know I’m no doctor.  But whatever it is, it’s not hot.  Girls know before you pull down your pants.  We have dick sense.

2.  Do you think it’s odd that I haven’t had sex with a woman in a long time?  No, not at all.  I’m actually surprised that you’ve ever had sex with a woman at all.  Quite frankly, I feel sorry for whoever you have fucked.  She must have been so disappointed, but probably tried to be nice about it.  I’m sure she laid there as you pumped that disgusting little wiener into her three or four times and then squirted out your droplets.  How degrading.  Gross actually.

3.  What does cum taste like?  Ok, look.  You have a penis right (I know this is arguable)?  You cum right (yes, even tiny little squirts count)?  If you’re curious and you have the equipment, find out for yourself.  Why should I tell you what cum tastes like?  And honestly, cum from each person tastes different.  Cum from a healthy 10 inch cock tastes much different from that of a 2 inch tee tiny nub.  Honestly, that is a theory of mine which I’ve never tested.  I don’t go around tasting nub cum.  Ewwww.

4. Do you want me to taste it for you?  Honestly, I don’t give a fuck.  You’re the one ready to blow a tiny air load over the thought of tasting it.  Taste it, don’t taste it.  I don’t care.   It’s not like I’ll know if you’re lying or will even care if you’re not.  What I’d really love to see is the look on your face as you’re doing it.  Lips pursed, nose turned up, you’re tongue all pointy because you’re scared to taste your own jizz.  LOL.

5. How do big cocks feel?  Fucking fantastic.  It is a delight to get fucked by someone with a huge member that can stretch you out and fill you up.  It’s heavenly actually.  I know you ask this because you’ll never see that look of ecstasy on a woman’s face.  The best you’ll get is a look like WTF?  So you fantasize about supersized cocks, so much so that you’re willing to take one in the ass.  You just want me to tell you to do it.  Let me go on the record now and say, DO IT!  That’s some funny shit right there!  You won’t ever have to ask this questions again, though you’ll probably become a faggot for big cocks.

So there you have it.  The top 5 questions asked by guys with tiny dicks, like you.  I’m so glad I got that off my chest.  Now I won’t have to answer this stupidity when you call me for small penis humiliation phone sex at 1 888 474 6769.  Talk to you soon, you little bitch 🙂 xoxo Tina

BBC phone sex with cj

BBC phone sex

Hey there toys! It’s CJ, your favorite cheating house wife with a story to tell you. What does the wife do while her husband is away? She plays of course! *laugh * We all know that black cock is the best on the market. They are bigger, meatier and so much more fun! We cannot forget that they taste better too! It is undeniable that any other cock just will not do! If you had asked me if my husband was the best cock and sex I had ever had when we first go married….well…. I would have stupidly told you yes. In fact I would have gotten into an argument with anyone that had told me anything different. That answer however has changed….drastically… my husband is not small, but he is not as meaty as the type of cock I prefer. Of course I still love my husband, and no doubt he is still pretty amazing, however he does not have a black cock, nor does he have the horse balls that black cock. Can you guess what that might be? Well duh, this cheating housewife just can not get enough BBC phone sex!

The last time my husband went on a business trip I was keeping a BBC phone sex lover. Of course my husband had no clue, so imagine the surprise when he came home early on his business trip. He had no clue that while he was away working, when he was on the phone with me I was getting stretched. Oh and how difficult it was to hide what was going on….. ha ha ha ha… eventually my husband figured it out. Turns out he was just acting like he didn’t know I was having sizzling hot BBC phone sex and wanted to catch me in the act.

I just love the feeling of big, thick, meaty, chocolate cock filling up my tight pink slit with his creamy cum. Of course now that my husband knows about my side BBC phone sex lovers, I get even more turned on when he begs for me to have them cum over so he can watch. Of course, then there is more fun afterwards. Want to know how I make my husband my house bitch before, during and after my lovers come and go? Just ask for your favorite sinful cheating housewife CJ when you call 1 888 474 6769 and ask for a sinfully good time during BBC phone sex.

Yahoo: sinfulcj
AIM: sinful_cj

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I’ve been married for a few years now and one thing I’ve learned from day one was, that I can always get what I want with a face and body like this. It was never a question that I would cheat, but the first time I forced him to devour my sins, he was more addicted than I was, just like so many of you are addicted to cuckcold phone sex. Watching the little old man swallow a load of black mans cum made me squirt in excitement. I just couldn’t get enough of humiliating him, but in reality, it was something I knew he would love as much as I do. Now when I come home from a date, he is wearing a bib and waiting like a good little bitch to clean me up.

I love cuckold phone sex, and when your a real life lover of the black arts, then you will never find a better BBC Queen than myself. Last night I think I should of been crowned after what I did. My husband, aka, the cuckold, came home from a business trip and I had dinner waiting for him. Spread on the table, my legs on either side, that pretty little pussy of mine leaked a trail of black seed down the crack of my ass and puddled on the table. I thought he might faint of excitement, but instead he grabbed the bib I had made for him and sat down to enjoy his first black load in a week. He must of been starved because he sent me out for seconds the moment he was done. Being a good wife, I went and got so much that it counted as thirds as well. Nothing in the world is like the love of a good wife for her cuckold husband.

My husband is leaving for a few days and I made sure to arrange a few of my studs to come over and play today. He will sit in the corner and stroke his 2 inch wonder while I fuck them all in the marital bed. If you want to hear more, than call me and I will whisper all the details while you jerk. Ask for Marley when you cum over and play for some cuckold phone sex at 1 888 474 6769!

AIM: NoLimitsMarley
Yahoo: NoLimitMarley

cuckold phone sex with Sadie

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One of my acquaintances from years ago lives in Spring Break central, and was complaining to me about the noise and confusion that she and her husband deal with every year for the stretch of Spring Breaks across the country. That conversation just got my dirty mind thinking about a really exciting cuckold fantasy. I imagined taking my sexless marriage up a few notches by booking a vacation during one of the busy weeks of Spring Break. When we get there and check in my husband would be complaining about the crowds and the traffic. With him being such a stick in the mud, I would go off to find myself some fun, leaving him to pout and watch TV. He falls asleep before I get back to our condo and never hears me slip in with a guest. My guest would be a young 6’4” athlete that I met out and about and he’d be dying to get a piece of my neglected pussy in the very condo my husband was sleeping in. As he is sliding my dress down in the bathroom I hit the call button on my phone to call up my hubby who is passed out in the bedroom.

We climb into the shower and I let the water drip down onto our sweaty skin. I kiss my way down his stomach and drop to my knees coming face to face with his humongous hard cock. I’m already salivating as I open my red lips to take him in. Through the sound of the water and his moans I hear my husband’s voice faintly saying “Sadie? Sadie?”

I snicker as I lick this big cock and yell “In the bathroom”. The sound of him coming through the condo gets louder as he approaches the bathroom that we’re in. I hear him mutter “what the, whose?” as he steps over my date’s clothes. The shower door slides back and there stands my confused husband.

“Hi darling, can you hand me a pony tail holder, hold my hair or suck his cock while I get something to pull my hair back with?” I ask while I stroke this wide piece of meat and talk casually to my husband. I’ve thought about him responding in many different ways. How would respond if this was our cuckold roleplay?

Sadie
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creampie phone sex with cj

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Wanna know something? I know your secret! What? You are surprised? That’s right I can read your thoughts, and you did not know it. I know that you love to slurp, in fact you just can not get it out of your mind, now can you? The thought of cleaning up the mess of another man. I love to make you my creampie phone sex bitch. What? That’s right! Ha Ha Ha Ha… you didn’t think I knew did you? I know that you love the taste of another man’s cum as it drips out of my tight pussy. In fact, that thought is making my sweet cunt drip right now. How about you cum and sluuurrpp up the mess that was left earlier for you. *wink *

I love making losers my creampie phone sex bitches, you will be no different. I love the thought of locking you and your cock away in a cage while a man with a nice juicy cock fills all my holes. Leaving wet cum everywhere! See, when you are in my presence you pathetic sissy, panty wearing bitch, you are not good for anything more than slurping up the mess of another man during creampie phone sex.

You are a pathetic cuckie! You are all the same. Same tic tac loser sized dicks, whiny as fucking hell and truly good for nothing! Cuckie tell me something why do you losers always have to whine? I mean whining is for three year olds, it annoys me. So for that reason, you can slurp every drop of cum, enjoy it, because it is all you will get during creampie phone sex with me. One thing I know you will be begging for more by the time we are done! Believe it! That is what makes this cheating housewife so sinsational…. there is nothing “normal” about me. So, want to know what it is like to have creampie phone sex with a slut as hot as me? Ask for CJ when you dial 1 888 474 6769 to find out just what you are missing out on. Creampie phone sex, it’s purely sinsational!

Yahoo: sinfulcj
AIM: sinful_cj

size queen phone sex with remy

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Hey there, my fellow freaks.  I think by now that you know a bit about me.  For instance, I am a dirty  size queen phone sex slut.  I just love it when you massive cock having fuckers call me. The thought of you making me spread my legs as you force that meat deep in to me drives my pussy crazy. There is nothing like taking a gigantic prick deep in my wet box — even better when I have some tiny dick losers over so they can watch and cry. Oh,  how I do love to put on a fucking show. I am an old school cowgirl.  Yep, I can ride a monster cock all day and night.  I would love for you small penis having losers stay around as my personal slaves. A MILF like me needs both kinds of men in her life. One to fuck me and another to kiss that sore pussy and make it all better. I get such a kick out of looking over at you 2 finger jerk off guys rubbing  your tiny guy as a real man shows you how low you really are. Oh I am one down right evil cunt that will make sure you feel 100% the loser you are. at the same time submitting and giving those huge fat cocks all the pleasure they desire.  That is the way it is with a true size queen phone sex bitch like me.   Call me at 1-888-474-6769 and lets find out where you fit in in this scenario.  Trust me, I always have a space saved for a big dick or a sissy bitch.

AIM and Yahoo: SexyMILFRemy

size queen phone sex with cj

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Hey there boy toys! I’m CJ the cheating housewife you fantasize about fucking all the time. I know you are looking for a sinsational good time, now aren’t you? You see I am only looking for a certain kind of man. I fantasize too about well hung men with long, thick cocks! What can I say? I am a size queen phone sex slut with an insatiable appetite and know what I want! I crave a special kind of meat. The chocolaty kind. The kind that can stretch my pretty pink slit and make it creamy and wet. Mmmm… so fucking hot don’t you think? Of course my favorite piece of cock is a black one! I just can not get enough! Makes my tight, pink pussy drip just thinking about it.

There is a reason why I am always sitting on the park benches at the colleges nearby. I like them lean, mean fucking machines, to fill me up with all they have got! I mean come on, I am a fucking queen, and that is exactly how I should be treated. In my world of cheating housewife perfection, cocks are no different than pretty presents I want and desire. If you are one of those pathetic losers with an itty bitty pathetic dicklette that needs a manifying glass to be seen, well then you are of no use to me. Unless of course you intend on finding me a nice piece of man meat to satisfy my insatiable size queen phone sex appetite.

No pathetic losers dicklettes will be coming anywhere near this pretty cunt. I deserve to be stretched, and pleased in all ways possible. I expect to feel a cock inside of me not wonder where it might be. So losers, please move on. You are of no use to me during size queen phone sex, unless of course I am humiliating you! *wild laughter*

Not only do I love to have my pussy filled, but my mouth must be filled as well. Dripping with all the wetness I can possibly get from that big, thick, throbbing piece of meat for my size queen phone sex obsession.

Tell me…. do you measure up to my size queen phone sex desires? I know that cock is just throbbing to stretch and tear apart my sinsational tight pink slit. Ask for the one and ONLY sinsational CJ when you dial 1 888 474 6769 for size queen phone sex.

Yahoo: sinfulcj
AIM: sinful_cj

cuckold phone sex with jackie

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There is nothing that pisses me off more than my husband and his limp-ass dick.  He could not get that little dill pickle up if I sprinkled salt and pepper on it and swallowed it whole.  So with that being said you know he ain’t hitting on shit – even with a bat — in the fucking and sex department. That’s the very reason why I turned his ass into a cuckold, one who by the way – and thanks to my expert tutelage — has come to enjoy cuckold phone sex.  That way he can see what a real dick looks like and more importantly how to properly fuck his wife, your wife, or any damn wife if it comes right down to it, but first let’s talk about me.

Why I am still with his tiny dick ass is beyond me because he does not suck pussy all that well either, however, when I really allow myself to give some thought to his pitiful dick and him as a whole, I have to confess that he cleans the fuck out of my pussy after I’ve been devoured by one of his friends.  O, yeah, he’s definitely become a grade A cuckold phone sexer.

My husband knows my pussy is solely mine and he has to ask for permission to look at it and smell it, and depending on my mood, I just may let him touch it but only with his tongue.  His dick is totally off limits and he knows it.  I deny him to the greatest extent possible that’s why he will – and can — only serve a purpose as my cuckold phone sex bitch.  That’s why I need you.

Come on, baby with your big, hard dick, I need you and I mean right now, and to entire you just a little bit more if that is even necessary know that hubby is going to stand in the shadows and listen and fantasize about how he wished his dick could come close to standing toe-to-toe with yours.  But who knows …while we’re having the best cuckold phone sex conversation of all time he just may grow a size or three, literally, be able to fuck me right after all and take back this creamy pussy that he’s been denied for so long.

Call 1-888-474-6769 and ask for Jackie so I can spread these phat lips of mine while we make beautiful music together having cuckold phone sex.

AIM: Ebony_Jackie4u
Yahoo: EbonyJackie4u

 

size queen phone sex with remy

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Hi guys! Hope everyone is doing well.  f you know me, you know that I am a size queen phone sex whore. I have been very honest about it from jump. I just crave big thick monster dick. Dick like that will make me jump through all kinds of hoops just to score it.  And I always do whatever it takes.   Even though you have a wee dick, I never mind you watching me get fucked properly.  You watching, sweetie? Do you see what the big cocks get? That’s right, big cock gets my pussy! I only ever give it up to a REAL man with a big fat cock.  Do you see his face?  That is the face of pleasure. He is getting to experience my tight wet cunt milking his dick and making him feel like a fucking rock star. Can you see him sliding in and out of me? His huge cock is making me cum again and again. And what do you get as a pathetic no dick man? Well, I think I will lock your useless penis in a cock cage. And of course, you can wear some pretty panties over your cage while you watch me take a big cock.  Don’t worry honey, after this big stud is done you can clean my cunt and I will tell you all about why I am size queen phone sex slut.  After watching that big cock fuck me and hearing all about my big cock experiences, you will absolutely understand why.

Just call 1 888 474 6769 and ask for Remy and I will be your size queen phone sex queen.

AIM and Yahoo: SexyMILFRemy

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Arabella here, boys! Are you looking for a slutty woman who loves to fuck more than anything in the world? You found her. I’ve never been faithful to my husband because he just simply doesn’t want to fuck enough to actually please me. Plus, his dick isn’t quite as big as I’d like it to be. So, I go and seek out other big fat cocks to please my mouth, pussy, and asshole. But even that isn’t enough for me sometimes, so that’s why I love having cheating wife phone sex with all the guys who call me for fun!

I have been asked whether or not I care if my feelings get hurt by all the fucking and phone sex. Well, no. I don’t really care. He knew that I needed a lot of sexual pleasure when he married me and it’s not my fault that he can’t please me in the ways that I need pleasing. I didn’t really start fucking around THAT much until he started having performance issues. I don’t have time to deal with that. I need dick and I need it every day or else I turn into a real bitch. I think he’d rather deal with a slutty wife than a bitchy one!

Do you have a cheating wife, too? Do you suspect it? Call me and tell me what’s going on and I’ll tell you for sure if she’s sleeping around on you behind your back. Or maybe you have one of those big fat dicks that I love so much and you want me to tell you what I’d do to make you happy. All you have to do is call me and find out.

Call me at 1 888 474 6769 and ask to talk to Arabella today for cheating wife phone sex

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