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cheating wife phone sex with jackie

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cheating wife phone sex

OK, I’m going to be completely honest with you and let it all hang out, and I mean that literally.  I am going to give you full frontal, full back, the FULL Monty, Baby, because that’s just how I roll.  But to get all of that, my Darling, you have to definitely give me something HUGE in return.  Did I just say that?  YES, I did but what you need to know is that I absolutely and totally mean it. You see, My Luv, I am a Desperate Horny Housewife who needs to be fucked as much as the law allows, and then some.  And because that tired ass husband of mine is outside of our house more than he is inside I get to have all of the fun in the world having cheating wife phone sex.  And that, my Darling, is where you come in.  I want you to give it me like never before and trust and believe I am going to give it right back to you.   We are going to have BIG fun on the phone.

Plus, I’m going to take it up a notch and take you on one of the wildest rides of your life.  You are going to have to continuously wipe off your phone from the saliva that will be continuously oozing from your mouth after I devour you with the very best cheating wife phone sex you’ve ever had.

You see, my darling, I want us to be doing it, and doing it, and doing it soooo very well, and be so into it that neither of us will hear my hubby when he walks in and overhears us.  Maybe then, he’ll learn to keep his ass at home.  O, did I fail to mention that I absolutely love cheating on my husband but more importantly than that, I like getting caught while having the best cheating wife phone sex you can possibly imagine.

So come on, my baby with that  big, fat, and hard dick of yours.  I need you and I mean right now.  And  to sweeten the pot just a little but more, I want you to  know that hubby is going to stand in the shadows and listen and fantasize (this I know for sure) about how he wished he could  cum even remotely  close to fucking me like you do.  But who knows …while we’re having the best cheating wife phone sex  conversation of all time he just may learn a few things and be able to fuck me right after all and take back this cream pie pussy that he so desperately misses.

Call 1-888-474-6769 and ask for Jackie so I can spread these phat lips of mine while we make beautiful music together having cheating wife phone sex.

AIM:    Ebony_Jackie4u
Yahoo:  EbonyJackie4u

size queen phone sex with marley

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size queen phone sex

What is that?  I don’t think I have ever seen something so small. I mean, I can’t call it a dick, maybe a clit? It’s sorta looks like a dick, but not one I would ever play with. Have you ever looked in the mirror and asked “Why is my penis so small?” If there really was a Genie in the mirror, you just made it crack with laughter. I know I can’t stop the giggles each time you explain to me during a size queen phone sex call that real men sometimes have a small penis. I married a man who is less then endowed, but he makes up for all that with his giant sized wallet. You can’t win them all, but money helps with the pain.

Size queen phone sex is a welcomed start to any day. Not only do I get to laugh, but I get to make you feel ashamed for that tiny penis of yours. Button dick, clit cock, nubbin, are just a few of the names I have for losers like you. Now don’t get me wrong, I love to talk to you, but don’t hold the giggles against me. I can help but think that you really were short changed in life. My last call of the night was the best of the day. The first thing he said to me was “I have a small penis. Please don’t laugh at me” HAHA, I can’t help it. When he sent me pictures of it via messenger, I roared in laughter and almost fell off the bed. My clit is bigger than that waste of flesh. It honestly looked like a clit. So small, the little 1 inch button even had a name. Trixie is what he called his penis, but void is what it really is. If you expect me not to laugh at your short comings, think again. I can’t help but laugh at your brave little manhood. Make sure to ask for Marley when you call 1 888 474 6769. I need a good laugh.

AIM: NoLimitsMarley
Yahoo: NoLimitMarley

small penis humiliation phone sex with tina

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small penis humiliation phone sex

It’s so interesting how many guys love to have small penis humiliation phone sex with me.  They come in droves begging for my brand of put downs and berating.  Guys love to have their tiny dicks made fun of, and oh how I love to make their day.   However, I do get many questions from guys about their own small penis’ (I’m refraining from using the word cock because it doesn’t really apply now does it).  I get asked the same ones again and again, so I figured it was about time to make an FAQ.  Here are the top 5 dumb ass questions guys ask about their small dicks.

1.  Do girls like small dicks?  No.  Girls hate small dicks.  Not just because they’re small and we can’t feel them, but also because having a small dick somehow makes you act like a little cunt.  Maybe it’s a lack of testosterone, I don’t know I’m no doctor.  But whatever it is, it’s not hot.  Girls know before you pull down your pants.  We have dick sense.

2.  Do you think it’s odd that I haven’t had sex with a woman in a long time?  No, not at all.  I’m actually surprised that you’ve ever had sex with a woman at all.  Quite frankly, I feel sorry for whoever you have fucked.  She must have been so disappointed, but probably tried to be nice about it.  I’m sure she laid there as you pumped that disgusting little wiener into her three or four times and then squirted out your droplets.  How degrading.  Gross actually.

3.  What does cum taste like?  Ok, look.  You have a penis right (I know this is arguable)?  You cum right (yes, even tiny little squirts count)?  If you’re curious and you have the equipment, find out for yourself.  Why should I tell you what cum tastes like?  And honestly, cum from each person tastes different.  Cum from a healthy 10 inch cock tastes much different from that of a 2 inch tee tiny nub.  Honestly, that is a theory of mine which I’ve never tested.  I don’t go around tasting nub cum.  Ewwww.

4. Do you want me to taste it for you?  Honestly, I don’t give a fuck.  You’re the one ready to blow a tiny air load over the thought of tasting it.  Taste it, don’t taste it.  I don’t care.   It’s not like I’ll know if you’re lying or will even care if you’re not.  What I’d really love to see is the look on your face as you’re doing it.  Lips pursed, nose turned up, you’re tongue all pointy because you’re scared to taste your own jizz.  LOL.

5. How do big cocks feel?  Fucking fantastic.  It is a delight to get fucked by someone with a huge member that can stretch you out and fill you up.  It’s heavenly actually.  I know you ask this because you’ll never see that look of ecstasy on a woman’s face.  The best you’ll get is a look like WTF?  So you fantasize about supersized cocks, so much so that you’re willing to take one in the ass.  You just want me to tell you to do it.  Let me go on the record now and say, DO IT!  That’s some funny shit right there!  You won’t ever have to ask this questions again, though you’ll probably become a faggot for big cocks.

So there you have it.  The top 5 questions asked by guys with tiny dicks, like you.  I’m so glad I got that off my chest.  Now I won’t have to answer this stupidity when you call me for small penis humiliation phone sex at 1 888 474 6769.  Talk to you soon, you little bitch 🙂 xoxo Tina

MILF phone sex with patty

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MILF phone sex

I hear the knock at the door, as I am half dressed, no bra, no thong just a long t-shirt.  My husbands away an both of my daughters are at a college party.  I run to the door to open it an then you stand.  Handsome, 23 year old friend of my daughters.  You ask for her and I regretfully have to tell you that she’s at a party an she wont be home till later this evening.  I see that look in your eyes! I know just what you want.  You love MILF phone sex.

I have always been the well known milf around town.  The long blonde hair, beautiful eyes, huge ass and well you know, my big boobs! I am every mans dream, especially if you are friends with my older daughters. You walk in Bill, an I know you have been dreaming about this for many many years.  Come have a seat, “don’t mind me, excuse my appearance.”  You immediately grab my waist and pull me on top of you.  You lift my long t-shirt up and you start grabbing my huge boobs and sucking and biting my nipples.  You look up at me an I can feel your cock bulging through your pants.  “Patty, this is something I have been waiting many years for and now your all mine.”  You lift me up as you pull your pants down.  I slam my pussy down on your cock and start riding your cock hard and fast.  Both of us are moaning an trying to catch our breathes.  We both know how sexy this is for us, since I’m married and well Bill is dating my daughter.  We stand up, and you carry me up the stairs.  Throw me on my bed legs in the air an fuck me like I have never been fucked before!  I squirt all over your cock and you cum all over my boobs and I lick them clean!

Looking for some hot milf phone sex then call Patty at 1 888 474 6769!

AIM: patty_pleasure
Yahoo: pattypleasure

adult baby phone sex with marie

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adult baby phone sex

You work so hard all week long as part of the corporate world, bossing people around and telling them what to do. You have so much responsibility that by the time the weekend rolls around, you’re tired of having to make all of the decisions aren’t you? What you really need is some adult baby phone sex time with Mommy Marie where you can forget all your cares and regress back to a simpler time. It’s time for you to give up all control and let me be in charge of taking care of you. I have a special nursery set up just for adult babies like you, with a special crib just your size, with a big mobile and a special high chair, paci and bibs all your size. Time to put a nice fresh diaper on you and powder your bottom so you smell nice and sweet. Then it’s up in the high chair with a big plastic bib so you don’t make a mess while I feed you your din din. After you’re all done eating dinner it’s time for a nice warm bubble bath with your favorite rubber ducky and then into a nice fuzzy cuddly pair of footy jammies. Once you’re ready for night night time, come climb up onto my lap and suckle at my full breasts. Feel that warm milk flooding your mouth and sliding down the back of your throat getting your tummy all nice and full. When you’re all done with your milkies I’ll burp you and lay you down for a night time story or a sweet lullabye with your paci. You can forget all your stress and worries and just enjoy having adult baby phone sex where all of your needs are met by a sweet and caring woman like me.

Call Marie for adult baby phone sex: 1-888-474-6769

Yahoo: SeductiveXXXMarie
AIM: SeductiveMarie
Twitter@SeductiveMarie

BBC phone sex with cj

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BBC phone sex

Hey there toys! It’s CJ, your favorite cheating house wife with a story to tell you. What does the wife do while her husband is away? She plays of course! *laugh * We all know that black cock is the best on the market. They are bigger, meatier and so much more fun! We cannot forget that they taste better too! It is undeniable that any other cock just will not do! If you had asked me if my husband was the best cock and sex I had ever had when we first go married….well…. I would have stupidly told you yes. In fact I would have gotten into an argument with anyone that had told me anything different. That answer however has changed….drastically… my husband is not small, but he is not as meaty as the type of cock I prefer. Of course I still love my husband, and no doubt he is still pretty amazing, however he does not have a black cock, nor does he have the horse balls that black cock. Can you guess what that might be? Well duh, this cheating housewife just can not get enough BBC phone sex!

The last time my husband went on a business trip I was keeping a BBC phone sex lover. Of course my husband had no clue, so imagine the surprise when he came home early on his business trip. He had no clue that while he was away working, when he was on the phone with me I was getting stretched. Oh and how difficult it was to hide what was going on….. ha ha ha ha… eventually my husband figured it out. Turns out he was just acting like he didn’t know I was having sizzling hot BBC phone sex and wanted to catch me in the act.

I just love the feeling of big, thick, meaty, chocolate cock filling up my tight pink slit with his creamy cum. Of course now that my husband knows about my side BBC phone sex lovers, I get even more turned on when he begs for me to have them cum over so he can watch. Of course, then there is more fun afterwards. Want to know how I make my husband my house bitch before, during and after my lovers come and go? Just ask for your favorite sinful cheating housewife CJ when you call 1 888 474 6769 and ask for a sinfully good time during BBC phone sex.

Yahoo: sinfulcj
AIM: sinful_cj

cuckold phone sex with marley

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cuckold phone sex

I’ve been married for a few years now and one thing I’ve learned from day one was, that I can always get what I want with a face and body like this. It was never a question that I would cheat, but the first time I forced him to devour my sins, he was more addicted than I was, just like so many of you are addicted to cuckcold phone sex. Watching the little old man swallow a load of black mans cum made me squirt in excitement. I just couldn’t get enough of humiliating him, but in reality, it was something I knew he would love as much as I do. Now when I come home from a date, he is wearing a bib and waiting like a good little bitch to clean me up.

I love cuckold phone sex, and when your a real life lover of the black arts, then you will never find a better BBC Queen than myself. Last night I think I should of been crowned after what I did. My husband, aka, the cuckold, came home from a business trip and I had dinner waiting for him. Spread on the table, my legs on either side, that pretty little pussy of mine leaked a trail of black seed down the crack of my ass and puddled on the table. I thought he might faint of excitement, but instead he grabbed the bib I had made for him and sat down to enjoy his first black load in a week. He must of been starved because he sent me out for seconds the moment he was done. Being a good wife, I went and got so much that it counted as thirds as well. Nothing in the world is like the love of a good wife for her cuckold husband.

My husband is leaving for a few days and I made sure to arrange a few of my studs to come over and play today. He will sit in the corner and stroke his 2 inch wonder while I fuck them all in the marital bed. If you want to hear more, than call me and I will whisper all the details while you jerk. Ask for Marley when you cum over and play for some cuckold phone sex at 1 888 474 6769!

AIM: NoLimitsMarley
Yahoo: NoLimitMarley

sissy baby phone sex with tina

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adult baby phone sex

I was never able to have babies on my own.  My husband and I tried for many years, but he just didn’t have the balls it took to make a baby.  I thought I’d never have an outlet for my natural maternal side.  I mean, puppies and kitties weren’t going to work for me.  I wanted a real live baby to love and nurture.
And then I met Lucy.  She likes to wear pretty pink frocks and twirl for me like a pretty ballerina.  She loves me so much and likes to make me happy.  I love tucking her in to go nite nite and making sure she’s nice and dry in her panties.  My little sissy baby phone sex friend is a joy to play with, most of the time.
Usually she is as sweet as buttercream frosting, but there are times, though, when she can be naughty.  She disguises herself as a real grown man and tries to trick me, or she hides her paci so I have to crawl around on the floor to find it.  All so she can see my panties!  Once she even took off her dress and was running and twirling naked.  I have to be strict with her then.  Maybe I’ll punish her or give spanks to remind her to be a good girl.

Our latest sissy baby phone sex call was just that way.  By the time she called she was crying, so I decided to rock her and pat her bottom to help soothe her.  But when I do that something happens in her pink ruffle butt panties.  I like her panties to be flat as a pancake, so little wee wee bulges will not do no matter how tiny.  I know just what to do to flatten it out, but then there’s always a cummie mess to clean up.  Since I didn’t have any tissues, she had to lick it off my fingers.  After that call she was back to her old self twirling, curtseying, and being a good girl again.

Thanks to sissy baby phone sex I can be a mommy to my adult sissy baby and have naughty fun, too.  If you’re a sissy baby and need a mommy to play with, please give Tina a call.  Love you, babies! xoxo

1 888 474 6769 and ask for Tina

cuckold phone sex with Sadie

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One of my acquaintances from years ago lives in Spring Break central, and was complaining to me about the noise and confusion that she and her husband deal with every year for the stretch of Spring Breaks across the country. That conversation just got my dirty mind thinking about a really exciting cuckold fantasy. I imagined taking my sexless marriage up a few notches by booking a vacation during one of the busy weeks of Spring Break. When we get there and check in my husband would be complaining about the crowds and the traffic. With him being such a stick in the mud, I would go off to find myself some fun, leaving him to pout and watch TV. He falls asleep before I get back to our condo and never hears me slip in with a guest. My guest would be a young 6’4” athlete that I met out and about and he’d be dying to get a piece of my neglected pussy in the very condo my husband was sleeping in. As he is sliding my dress down in the bathroom I hit the call button on my phone to call up my hubby who is passed out in the bedroom.

We climb into the shower and I let the water drip down onto our sweaty skin. I kiss my way down his stomach and drop to my knees coming face to face with his humongous hard cock. I’m already salivating as I open my red lips to take him in. Through the sound of the water and his moans I hear my husband’s voice faintly saying “Sadie? Sadie?”

I snicker as I lick this big cock and yell “In the bathroom”. The sound of him coming through the condo gets louder as he approaches the bathroom that we’re in. I hear him mutter “what the, whose?” as he steps over my date’s clothes. The shower door slides back and there stands my confused husband.

“Hi darling, can you hand me a pony tail holder, hold my hair or suck his cock while I get something to pull my hair back with?” I ask while I stroke this wide piece of meat and talk casually to my husband. I’ve thought about him responding in many different ways. How would respond if this was our cuckold roleplay?

Sadie
1-888-474-6769
hotmilfsadie AIM, Yahoo

Mature Phone Sex with Carla

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mature phone sex

Why not try Mature Phone Sex? Have you fantasized about being with a mature, experienced woman like me? Then here I am and there you are. Let’s make this happen. Unlike younger women who are self-centered and narcissistic, I am compassionate and non-judgmental. I’ve lived long enough to know that all things sexual are exciting especially “no taboos” talk between two adults. I’m open to meeting men like you, right here, on the phone through my site. I have a lot of admirers of all ages, because age is just a number. There is nothing you can tell me that would shock me and you might be surprised to learn that not only do others share your desires, but so do I!

My admirers tell me I have some kind of magnetic aura about me, not just my mature beauty, but the confidence and sexiness that I exude. It’s only through life experiences of all kinds that make me who I am. You can see this in my photos. We can spend some time and talk and get to know each other first or we can right down to hot sex. I’m open to anything. And I enjoy an intense quickie as much as the next mature girl. But I really do enjoy long conversations where we get to explore what makes us unique individuals. I want to value you as a man in my life and I want you to feel the same about me, as a woman in your life. You should feel that you can share anything with me, from the simple things in life to your sexual needs and desires. You can ask me for advice too. I am not shy about sharing my opinions with you, whether you’re wanting real life straight talk or fantasy fun talk. Think of me as your sex therapist and so much more.

When you’re looking for mature phone sex, call Carla at 1-888-474-6769

AIM/yahoo – MILFCarla4u

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