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It’s been a long time cumming but I found something that makes me laugh uncontrollably when it comes to sex and fetishes.  Small penis humiliation phone sex is just about the most fun I ever have on a call especially when I get to laugh as much as I do.  You think someone that looks like me can be satisfied by someone like you who’s penis is so small that it’s hard to tell if it’s hard or soft?  Not in this lifetime.  Listen little man a small dick really isn’t good enough for someone like me.  Nothing worse then meeting some guy who talks and acts all big and ends up with a prick the size of a toothpick… yeah over compensating much?  There isn’t much left to do but explain to him that a big healthy throbbing cock is a way to a woman’s heart not something that needs to be found with a magnifying glass.  Tiny dicks are made for those of us that love to laugh and small penis humiliation phone sex makes it pleasurable for everyone involved.  Have you ever seen a little prick that exploded cum everywhere?  LOL me neither!  Now if it was a real cock, well you can imagine what a beautiful sight that is.  A truly beautiful sight.  What a shame some men are born with little wee-wee’s and others are massive creations of throbbing beauty.

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BBC phone sex

If you keep up with my blog, you guys know that I am married.  I adore my husband, but he is very lacking in the cock department. He has an average size cock, but average just doesn’t cut it anymore. I need BBC phone sex, you know?  We have an agreement, I fuck all the big dick I want, but he gets to be a part of it somehow, normally he just watches and jerks off.  Well one day I had a BBC coming over and this guy was HUGE.  I mean, bigger than I had ever taken before.  I started to worry about my poor pussy and ass.  So because my husband’s cock is so small by comparison to the BBC, I let him put it in my butt to loosen you up for that huge black cock. As he was fucking my ass (I could not feel it at all!), I started laughing and making fun of him.  I really couldn’t help it.  I mean here he was really trying to lay into me and all I could do was laugh.  He finished and we both noticed that my big bull stud was there, and he was doubled over with laughter.  He told my husband he had never seen such a pathetic attempt at ass fucking before.  Then he told him to sit down and enjoy the show.  That BBC worked me over!  He had me making noises and going crazy on that dick.  He even made me squirt!

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How about some cuckold phone sex tonight?  I betcha you’re already thinking about it.  That’s how you ended up here.  And there’s no reason to be ashamed of that… well actually, there is.  Your dick is small and you know that you will never get a woman like me to pay attention to you… not the kind of attention you want, anyway! I’m going to invite my boyfriend over and he’s going to fuck me with his big black cock while you sit there in a chair and watch.  There are only a couple of ways you can participate when you call me for cuckold phone sex.  You can suck his dick and get it nice and hard for me… I need it to be as hard as it can possibly be before he fucks me.  OR you can lick the hot black creampie out of my gaping pussy when he’s done fucking me.  Wanna do both? Well you’re gonna have to beg me for it but I think we can make some sort of deal!

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BBC phone sex

A MILF like me has needs and I’ve always had a strong and intense sex drive.  Lucky for me, I’ve never experienced a shortage of huge cocks to ride and suck to my hearts content.*laughs*  One of my fantasies is to have all my holes filled with throbbing dark rods and having BBC phone sex. I want to be sucking one, getting fucked in the ass with another and have a third sliding in and out of my hot, wet pussy.  Well, last night, I had two big black cocks and it was amazing.  This one guy that I sometimes see brought his hot and sexy black friend over.  We didn’t waste any time getting right down to business if you know what I mean.  I practically tore off his friend’s pants got on my knees, drooling at that big black cock that could have passed for a third leg. I am not joking! While I devoured his cock, the other guy pulled down my jeans, then my white thong and started fingering my tight box.

I was so ready to be pounded which made me suck his cock even harder.  My mouth and pussy were stretched out to their full capacity but I was determined to see if I could suck the cum out while my other guy blew his hot load all over my ass and to my delightful surprise, that is exactly what happened.  Tonight they are bringing a third big black guy to see me.  Will my fantasy to have all of my holes filled with big black cock cum true?  Call me and find out.

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Yahoo: SensualShellyXXX

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