I had a caller the other night who wanted to engage in a little mutual masturbation with me. Have you ever tried to masturbate while listening to The Eye of the Tiger? Yeah, well me neither,but D requested it.He claimed it was a race to see who could cum first.He then proceeded to tell me how small his pathetic little prick was and it did NOT turn me on. Needless to say, he won in his two finger jack off race.. while he was singing along. I was so amused by him that I couldn’t even begin to think about get turned on,not that an itty bitty skin tag like that would ! He then proceeded to thank me and tell me his 3 inch pecker felt like a real man , making me laugh even harder . Next week he wants to try jacking it to Kung Fu Fighting.. I totally see more small penis humiliation in his future. I’m sure his tiny dick would never get me off , but his imagination sure is a joy! I mean what girl wouldn’t get a giggle at such short cummings? 4 inches isn’t enough to satisfy a fly! I don’t know why on earth he assumed it would turn me on and make me want to diddle my clitty while he was playing with his own! If there isn’t enough meat there for me to feel, it damn sure isn’t gonna get my cunt wet in the least! He decided to email me a picture so that I could see what he was working with..well.. it was one of the smallest shriveled up things I have ever seen!! I’ve seen earthworms packing more girth than he was! Just eww disgusting and sad. I feel bad for his wife, then again it could explain why she is never at home! You want to have a little sph phone sex fun? All ya gotta do is ask for Audra! 1-888-474-6769
