I am amazed every day by the number of small penis humiliation phone sex calls I get. I had no idea there were so many itty bitty clitty dicks out there. It’s a constant source of amusement for me. It’s so funny when you losers call me and try to prove to me that you could please a woman. Trust me, there is no way in the world that you could ever make a woman happy with a tiny dick like that…unless, of course, she’s laughing at you. And I do that a lot.
If you expect to call me for small penis humiliation phone sex and I will go easy on you, think again. Why should I be gentle with your feelings? I mean, you’re such a loser that you’re paying me to talk about your tiny dick, so I can only assume that you want to be laughed at and emotionally tormented over the fact that your itty bitty clitty can’t do anything sexually for a woman.
We could have some fun by talking about all the household items that are bigger than your dick. I’m not going to go into all of that right now…why ruin the fun before you call? It’s so funny to hear the humiliation in a man’s voice when he realizes just how small his dick is.
We could also talk about how you might as well get used to being a cock sucker. Just because you can’t please a woman with your dick doesn’t mean that you can’t please a real dick with your mouth.
If you think you can handle extreme small penis humiliation phone sex, pick up your phone and dial 1 888 474 6769 and ask to talk to Phoebe. But remember, I’m going to be harsh and I will have absolutely no mercy on you. Talk to you soon!
AIM: SexyPhoebe4u