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small penis humiliation phone sex with tina

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small penis humiliation phone sex

It’s so interesting how many guys love to have small penis humiliation phone sex with me.  They come in droves begging for my brand of put downs and berating.  Guys love to have their tiny dicks made fun of, and oh how I love to make their day.   However, I do get many questions from guys about their own small penis’ (I’m refraining from using the word cock because it doesn’t really apply now does it).  I get asked the same ones again and again, so I figured it was about time to make an FAQ.  Here are the top 5 dumb ass questions guys ask about their small dicks.

1.  Do girls like small dicks?  No.  Girls hate small dicks.  Not just because they’re small and we can’t feel them, but also because having a small dick somehow makes you act like a little cunt.  Maybe it’s a lack of testosterone, I don’t know I’m no doctor.  But whatever it is, it’s not hot.  Girls know before you pull down your pants.  We have dick sense.

2.  Do you think it’s odd that I haven’t had sex with a woman in a long time?  No, not at all.  I’m actually surprised that you’ve ever had sex with a woman at all.  Quite frankly, I feel sorry for whoever you have fucked.  She must have been so disappointed, but probably tried to be nice about it.  I’m sure she laid there as you pumped that disgusting little wiener into her three or four times and then squirted out your droplets.  How degrading.  Gross actually.

3.  What does cum taste like?  Ok, look.  You have a penis right (I know this is arguable)?  You cum right (yes, even tiny little squirts count)?  If you’re curious and you have the equipment, find out for yourself.  Why should I tell you what cum tastes like?  And honestly, cum from each person tastes different.  Cum from a healthy 10 inch cock tastes much different from that of a 2 inch tee tiny nub.  Honestly, that is a theory of mine which I’ve never tested.  I don’t go around tasting nub cum.  Ewwww.

4. Do you want me to taste it for you?  Honestly, I don’t give a fuck.  You’re the one ready to blow a tiny air load over the thought of tasting it.  Taste it, don’t taste it.  I don’t care.   It’s not like I’ll know if you’re lying or will even care if you’re not.  What I’d really love to see is the look on your face as you’re doing it.  Lips pursed, nose turned up, you’re tongue all pointy because you’re scared to taste your own jizz.  LOL.

5. How do big cocks feel?  Fucking fantastic.  It is a delight to get fucked by someone with a huge member that can stretch you out and fill you up.  It’s heavenly actually.  I know you ask this because you’ll never see that look of ecstasy on a woman’s face.  The best you’ll get is a look like WTF?  So you fantasize about supersized cocks, so much so that you’re willing to take one in the ass.  You just want me to tell you to do it.  Let me go on the record now and say, DO IT!  That’s some funny shit right there!  You won’t ever have to ask this questions again, though you’ll probably become a faggot for big cocks.

So there you have it.  The top 5 questions asked by guys with tiny dicks, like you.  I’m so glad I got that off my chest.  Now I won’t have to answer this stupidity when you call me for small penis humiliation phone sex at 1 888 474 6769.  Talk to you soon, you little bitch 🙂 xoxo Tina

MILF phone sex with patty

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MILF phone sex

I hear the knock at the door, as I am half dressed, no bra, no thong just a long t-shirt.  My husbands away an both of my daughters are at a college party.  I run to the door to open it an then you stand.  Handsome, 23 year old friend of my daughters.  You ask for her and I regretfully have to tell you that she’s at a party an she wont be home till later this evening.  I see that look in your eyes! I know just what you want.  You love MILF phone sex.

I have always been the well known milf around town.  The long blonde hair, beautiful eyes, huge ass and well you know, my big boobs! I am every mans dream, especially if you are friends with my older daughters. You walk in Bill, an I know you have been dreaming about this for many many years.  Come have a seat, “don’t mind me, excuse my appearance.”  You immediately grab my waist and pull me on top of you.  You lift my long t-shirt up and you start grabbing my huge boobs and sucking and biting my nipples.  You look up at me an I can feel your cock bulging through your pants.  “Patty, this is something I have been waiting many years for and now your all mine.”  You lift me up as you pull your pants down.  I slam my pussy down on your cock and start riding your cock hard and fast.  Both of us are moaning an trying to catch our breathes.  We both know how sexy this is for us, since I’m married and well Bill is dating my daughter.  We stand up, and you carry me up the stairs.  Throw me on my bed legs in the air an fuck me like I have never been fucked before!  I squirt all over your cock and you cum all over my boobs and I lick them clean!

Looking for some hot milf phone sex then call Patty at 1 888 474 6769!

AIM: patty_pleasure
Yahoo: pattypleasure

adult baby phone sex with marie

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adult baby phone sex

You work so hard all week long as part of the corporate world, bossing people around and telling them what to do. You have so much responsibility that by the time the weekend rolls around, you’re tired of having to make all of the decisions aren’t you? What you really need is some adult baby phone sex time with Mommy Marie where you can forget all your cares and regress back to a simpler time. It’s time for you to give up all control and let me be in charge of taking care of you. I have a special nursery set up just for adult babies like you, with a special crib just your size, with a big mobile and a special high chair, paci and bibs all your size. Time to put a nice fresh diaper on you and powder your bottom so you smell nice and sweet. Then it’s up in the high chair with a big plastic bib so you don’t make a mess while I feed you your din din. After you’re all done eating dinner it’s time for a nice warm bubble bath with your favorite rubber ducky and then into a nice fuzzy cuddly pair of footy jammies. Once you’re ready for night night time, come climb up onto my lap and suckle at my full breasts. Feel that warm milk flooding your mouth and sliding down the back of your throat getting your tummy all nice and full. When you’re all done with your milkies I’ll burp you and lay you down for a night time story or a sweet lullabye with your paci. You can forget all your stress and worries and just enjoy having adult baby phone sex where all of your needs are met by a sweet and caring woman like me.

Call Marie for adult baby phone sex: 1-888-474-6769

Yahoo: SeductiveXXXMarie
AIM: SeductiveMarie
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cuckold phone sex with marley

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cuckold phone sex

I’ve been married for a few years now and one thing I’ve learned from day one was, that I can always get what I want with a face and body like this. It was never a question that I would cheat, but the first time I forced him to devour my sins, he was more addicted than I was, just like so many of you are addicted to cuckcold phone sex. Watching the little old man swallow a load of black mans cum made me squirt in excitement. I just couldn’t get enough of humiliating him, but in reality, it was something I knew he would love as much as I do. Now when I come home from a date, he is wearing a bib and waiting like a good little bitch to clean me up.

I love cuckold phone sex, and when your a real life lover of the black arts, then you will never find a better BBC Queen than myself. Last night I think I should of been crowned after what I did. My husband, aka, the cuckold, came home from a business trip and I had dinner waiting for him. Spread on the table, my legs on either side, that pretty little pussy of mine leaked a trail of black seed down the crack of my ass and puddled on the table. I thought he might faint of excitement, but instead he grabbed the bib I had made for him and sat down to enjoy his first black load in a week. He must of been starved because he sent me out for seconds the moment he was done. Being a good wife, I went and got so much that it counted as thirds as well. Nothing in the world is like the love of a good wife for her cuckold husband.

My husband is leaving for a few days and I made sure to arrange a few of my studs to come over and play today. He will sit in the corner and stroke his 2 inch wonder while I fuck them all in the marital bed. If you want to hear more, than call me and I will whisper all the details while you jerk. Ask for Marley when you cum over and play for some cuckold phone sex at 1 888 474 6769!

AIM: NoLimitsMarley
Yahoo: NoLimitMarley

sissy baby phone sex with tina

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adult baby phone sex

I was never able to have babies on my own.  My husband and I tried for many years, but he just didn’t have the balls it took to make a baby.  I thought I’d never have an outlet for my natural maternal side.  I mean, puppies and kitties weren’t going to work for me.  I wanted a real live baby to love and nurture.
And then I met Lucy.  She likes to wear pretty pink frocks and twirl for me like a pretty ballerina.  She loves me so much and likes to make me happy.  I love tucking her in to go nite nite and making sure she’s nice and dry in her panties.  My little sissy baby phone sex friend is a joy to play with, most of the time.
Usually she is as sweet as buttercream frosting, but there are times, though, when she can be naughty.  She disguises herself as a real grown man and tries to trick me, or she hides her paci so I have to crawl around on the floor to find it.  All so she can see my panties!  Once she even took off her dress and was running and twirling naked.  I have to be strict with her then.  Maybe I’ll punish her or give spanks to remind her to be a good girl.

Our latest sissy baby phone sex call was just that way.  By the time she called she was crying, so I decided to rock her and pat her bottom to help soothe her.  But when I do that something happens in her pink ruffle butt panties.  I like her panties to be flat as a pancake, so little wee wee bulges will not do no matter how tiny.  I know just what to do to flatten it out, but then there’s always a cummie mess to clean up.  Since I didn’t have any tissues, she had to lick it off my fingers.  After that call she was back to her old self twirling, curtseying, and being a good girl again.

Thanks to sissy baby phone sex I can be a mommy to my adult sissy baby and have naughty fun, too.  If you’re a sissy baby and need a mommy to play with, please give Tina a call.  Love you, babies! xoxo

1 888 474 6769 and ask for Tina

creampie phone sex with cj

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creampie phone sex

Wanna know something? I know your secret! What? You are surprised? That’s right I can read your thoughts, and you did not know it. I know that you love to slurp, in fact you just can not get it out of your mind, now can you? The thought of cleaning up the mess of another man. I love to make you my creampie phone sex bitch. What? That’s right! Ha Ha Ha Ha… you didn’t think I knew did you? I know that you love the taste of another man’s cum as it drips out of my tight pussy. In fact, that thought is making my sweet cunt drip right now. How about you cum and sluuurrpp up the mess that was left earlier for you. *wink *

I love making losers my creampie phone sex bitches, you will be no different. I love the thought of locking you and your cock away in a cage while a man with a nice juicy cock fills all my holes. Leaving wet cum everywhere! See, when you are in my presence you pathetic sissy, panty wearing bitch, you are not good for anything more than slurping up the mess of another man during creampie phone sex.

You are a pathetic cuckie! You are all the same. Same tic tac loser sized dicks, whiny as fucking hell and truly good for nothing! Cuckie tell me something why do you losers always have to whine? I mean whining is for three year olds, it annoys me. So for that reason, you can slurp every drop of cum, enjoy it, because it is all you will get during creampie phone sex with me. One thing I know you will be begging for more by the time we are done! Believe it! That is what makes this cheating housewife so sinsational…. there is nothing “normal” about me. So, want to know what it is like to have creampie phone sex with a slut as hot as me? Ask for CJ when you dial 1 888 474 6769 to find out just what you are missing out on. Creampie phone sex, it’s purely sinsational!

Yahoo: sinfulcj
AIM: sinful_cj

cougar phone sex with tina

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cougar phone sex

I turned 35 this year, and while most women hate getting older and revealing their age, this is a year I’m proud of.  I’m officially a cougar!  I always trolled bars, night clubs, and chat rooms for younger guys.  They’re such easy targets for an experienced woman like me.  Usually a little of unsure of themselves, intimidated by older and more experienced women.  Once they try it, though, they are hooked on cougar phone sex.

Younger girls are a dime a dozen and honestly, sometimes they’re not that great at sex.  They just don’t have enough experience or they haven’t fully let their guard down.  A cougar is a rarer creature.  First, we have to take damn good care of ourselves to be this hot at this age.  We put a lot of hard work into maintaining hot bodies that look awesome in skimpy clothes, or no clothes at all.  We also know what we want and how to get it.  I won’t tolerate some young stud jumping up and down on me to get off.  No, he must learn the complexities of the female anatomy and how to make my body quiver with desire.  Cougar phone sex isn’t just about cumming, it’s an education in how to please a woman.

I can take a young stud and make him an incredible lover.  Younger girls will think you are a sex god after I’ve taught you to eat pussy the right way.  Once word gets around you’ll have your pick of those younger sluts, but you’ll always come back to me for more.  I’m not needy or demanding outside of the bedroom because I have my own life, but once we cross that threshold you will always make sure that my needs are taken care of.  Whether you’re 25 or 18, cougar phone sex will keep your dick hard and wanting more.

Oh, and that rumor that older women have loose pussies; that’s a lie.  My tight snatch will make you cum in a hot minute.

Call Tina for cougar phone sex to experience what a real woman is all about.  1-888-474-6769

BBC phone sex with farrah

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BBC phone sex

Well my hubby is going out of town again for the 2nd time this month, so I think it is time for some BBC phone sex. It was a hot summer day and I noticed the AC was not cooling the house properly.  I called the AC company and they said they would send out an AC tech right away.  I get a knock at the door about 20 minutes later.  When I opened the door my jaw dropped.  He was the most handsome chocolate man I had ever seen.  I could feel his eyes look me up and down and I could not help myself either.  I was a little underdressed since the house was so warm.  I had on a little, short sundress with no panties and no bra underneath.  I asked him to come in and as he walked passed me I couldn’t help but to look at the fine, tight, ass he had!  I showed him where my thermostat was and asked if he would like a glass of ice tea. I made his glass of tea and as I sat it down on the coffee table, I could feel my dress hike up a bit just below my ass.   I think he was watching me, because he cleared his throat and I whirled around and sure enough he was watching.  I asked if he would like to come over and sit while he drank his tea, so he did.  As we were sitting there we made small talk and I could see that some BBC phone sex was going to be happening real soon.

I instantly felt tingling going on between my legs.  He asked me if he could get another glass of tea and I quickly got up and went to the kitchen. I was standing there pouring his tea, when suddenly I felt him grab my hips and put his big, black hands on my ass.  It felt so damn good and then his hands moved to my pussy.  My pussy was dripping by this time and then he slid his big, black finger in my sweet dripping pussy and started to finger fuck me.  I moaned with pleasure and thought to myself, if his finger is this big, I can’t imagine how big that cock of his is.  He pulled my dress off over my head and started to suck on my hard, erect, nipples sending me in a whirlwind of pleasure.  I started undoing his pants and I could not believe my eyes!  His cock was a whopping 11” long! He scooped me up in his arms and we went to my bedroom and he told me to get on all fours and he took that big, black cock of his and rammed it deep in my tight pussy hole causing me to scream with ecstasy.  The night was a long, pleasurable night and I know my husband could never please me like BBC phone sex can.  Call me for more hot, steamy stories!

1-888-474-6769 and ask for Farrah for some BBC phone sex

AIM and Yahoo: SexyFarrah4u

cheating wife phone sex with arabella

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cheating wife phone sex

Arabella here, boys! Are you looking for a slutty woman who loves to fuck more than anything in the world? You found her. I’ve never been faithful to my husband because he just simply doesn’t want to fuck enough to actually please me. Plus, his dick isn’t quite as big as I’d like it to be. So, I go and seek out other big fat cocks to please my mouth, pussy, and asshole. But even that isn’t enough for me sometimes, so that’s why I love having cheating wife phone sex with all the guys who call me for fun!

I have been asked whether or not I care if my feelings get hurt by all the fucking and phone sex. Well, no. I don’t really care. He knew that I needed a lot of sexual pleasure when he married me and it’s not my fault that he can’t please me in the ways that I need pleasing. I didn’t really start fucking around THAT much until he started having performance issues. I don’t have time to deal with that. I need dick and I need it every day or else I turn into a real bitch. I think he’d rather deal with a slutty wife than a bitchy one!

Do you have a cheating wife, too? Do you suspect it? Call me and tell me what’s going on and I’ll tell you for sure if she’s sleeping around on you behind your back. Or maybe you have one of those big fat dicks that I love so much and you want me to tell you what I’d do to make you happy. All you have to do is call me and find out.

Call me at 1 888 474 6769 and ask to talk to Arabella today for cheating wife phone sex

cuckold phone sex with marie

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cuckold phone sex

I had the most amazing cuckold phone sex wedding night experience. Well, my fun technically began long before I took that walk down the aisle. You see, my new husband is a great provider, he makes good money at his job and he does like to spoil me. The only problem is that he just doesn’t measure up in the cock department and for me that is a major problem. To be fair, most men don’t meet my standards because I am a definite size queen with a very voracious sexual appetite. From the moment I first laid eyes on the best man that my husband to be chose, I just knew that I had to have him. The size of the bulge in the front of his dress slacks definitely made me think that he was the best man. I had some time to kill before tying the knot, so I snuck into his dressing room in my white dress and told him how badly I wanted him and his big dick. I dropped down to my knees and started worshiping that amazing cock with my pouty pink lips. His dick was even bigger and better than I had hoped for. Just sucking it was nowhere near enough for me though. My mouth wasn’t the only part of me that was watering from touching and sucking that big monster cock. My pussy was dripping wet and I just had to have him inside of me. I hiked my wedding gown up around my waist and dropped my panties down to my ankles. He was throbbing and twitching against my sexy round ass and he bent me over and pounded my pussy until he creamed me. He shot such a massive sticky load of cum deep inside of me and I made sure to drain every last drop of cum from him, mere minutes before I walked down the aisle towards my future husband. It was so incredibly erotic saying my vows with cum dripping down the inside of my thighs and then leaning over to kiss my new husband with the taste of another man’s dick on my lips. My poor clueless husband has no idea that he’ll be getting a big sticky cream pie surprise when he goes down on me tonight.

Call you sexy cuckold phone sex seductress Marie at: 1-888-474-6769

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