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Hey you, over there .. that’s right you, with the little dick. Don’t try and hide it, I know all about you; looking at all the hot sexy women on this site wishing you could be with girls like us. The fact is your dick is too small and you know you just don’t have what it takes to please a woman like me. That is probably why you get off on small penis humiliation phone sex. What else is there to do with that pathetic little penis than laugh at it?  Actually I can think of a few things to with that teenie peenie, put it in panties, tie it up, lock it up and tease the fuck out of it. A little dick like that probably doesn’t even deserve the attention, but it amuses me so I will indulge you.

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A few of my small penis humiliation callers love to send me pics to better laugh at them. Hold up a rule, a lighter or even your pinkie to show it off. Hysterical! I don’t even know you have the balls to be proud of something that tiny. Here is a secret for you, trim that nasty pubic hair and at least make it look a little nicer, cute is probably the better word.  Awwww what a cute teenie peenie you have. Another hint? For every 30lbs a man loses he gains an inch of penis. It still won’t make that dick big enough, but at least it will be more than a tic-tac.

If I like you in spite of your small penis, I might make you into my cuckold. Take me shopping and buy me something sexy to wear for my latest big dicked lover. And is there anything better than being up close to my perfect pussy dripping with my lover’s cum?

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Cuckold Phone Sex with Carla

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Have you ever tried cuckold phone sex? If you haven’t, you probably should. Your dick is pathetic and you know you can’t please your wife, so what else is there for you to do? But you know, even though you can’t please her with your little worthless dick, you can make sure she gets pleased by someone else. She deserves at least that much, doesn’t she?

I bet your wife already has dates with other men that you don’t know about. Just imagine you helping her to get ready for her well hung lover. Before she even gets dressed, you should shave her legs for her, make sure she’s soft and exfoliated. You can wash her hair and help her dry it. Then you will help her pick out, (and most likely take her shopping), for the sexy dress, cum fuck me pumps, and of course jewelry that she will wear to please him.

Before she gets dressed, you need to get down on your knees between her legs and make sure her pussy and her asshole is nice and wet. If you aren’t too pathetic, maybe you can even make her cum a few times while she tells you about how her lover is going to stretch her out in ways that you never ever could. He is going to make her cum all over his big black dick. She’s never cum on your dick, has she?

Want to know what the best part is? When she gets back, she is going to sit on your face and you are going to eat all of the cum that drips from her gaping pussy. You will learn to crave that cream pie. She’ll tell you how hard he fucked her and how she never wants to fuck you ever again. And honestly, why would she when she has that giant black dick to fuck?

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