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SPH Phone Sex with Marie

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So you’re looking for SPH phone sex because you clearly lost the dick lottery and have some ridiculously small penis. Too bad for you. Does size matter? You know it does. No one wants a little dick loser, as I’m sure you well know. First, it looks absolutely ridiculous, and it’s very difficult not to laugh at it and mock you. Second, why bother? Can’t feel it anyway and you probably cum in two minutes. Not worth it. It is good for when I’m feeling wicked and mean or need a good laugh. Sometimes I can’t help myself and tell you the real truth about how inadequate you are, how pathetic. Other times I might just laugh and tease you a bit. Your tiny cocklet is too small for pleasure. You know it’s bad when I’d rather finger myself than let you climb on and slide that teeny weenie inside of me. Can’t even pump without it slipping out.

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You are destined to be ridiculed and denied. It is your lot in life. You can’t suddenly sprout an adequate cock or surely you would. You must be so envious of men with even average penises, let alone the ones that have been truly blessed with big whoppers. There you are with your pitiful couple of inches trying to squirt it off with your pinched fingers. What a spectacle. You can be the entertainment for a wine night for me and friends. That would be fun, all of us laughing at you at the same time, making you feel even smaller than your little buddy. SPH phone sex is one of the most enjoyable things I do. It’s so easy, I barely even have to try because just look at it. How could any woman not make fun of it? It’s too bad for you you’ll never know the joys and perks of being a real man but, as they say, it is what it is. And it is so small.

Dial 1-888-474-6769 and ask for Marie now!

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Small Penis Humiliation Phone Sex with Carla

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Hey you, over there .. that’s right you, with the little dick. Don’t try and hide it, I know all about you; looking at all the hot sexy women on this site wishing you could be with girls like us. The fact is your dick is too small and you know you just don’t have what it takes to please a woman like me. That is probably why you get off on small penis humiliation phone sex. What else is there to do with that pathetic little penis than laugh at it?  Actually I can think of a few things to with that teenie peenie, put it in panties, tie it up, lock it up and tease the fuck out of it. A little dick like that probably doesn’t even deserve the attention, but it amuses me so I will indulge you.

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A few of my small penis humiliation callers love to send me pics to better laugh at them. Hold up a rule, a lighter or even your pinkie to show it off. Hysterical! I don’t even know you have the balls to be proud of something that tiny. Here is a secret for you, trim that nasty pubic hair and at least make it look a little nicer, cute is probably the better word.  Awwww what a cute teenie peenie you have. Another hint? For every 30lbs a man loses he gains an inch of penis. It still won’t make that dick big enough, but at least it will be more than a tic-tac.

If I like you in spite of your small penis, I might make you into my cuckold. Take me shopping and buy me something sexy to wear for my latest big dicked lover. And is there anything better than being up close to my perfect pussy dripping with my lover’s cum?

Small Penis Humiliation Phone Sex – for the little dick losers of the world. Call 1-888-474-6769 and ask for Carla right now!

Small Penis Humiliation Phone Sex with Suzanne

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I am entirely too sexy to settle for anything in life. I haven’t settled, and I’m not going to start now. Most men are average in length and girth. Then there are the little ones. The men who were born with less penis than the average guy. What a terrible awful fate, to have a little dick. Women, well, hell women and men who love cock love BIG cock.. Have you called me for small penis humiliation phone sex? If not, then I suggest you give me a call. If I haven’t heard about your pathetic penis, I damn sure need to. Even if I have, call me. Please have a tape measure handy, or a ruler. A ruler is a bit ambitious, but they do make those half foot ones, that would make it a little less embarrassing to slap your ween down next to the 12 inch ruler.

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Small penis humiliation phone sex is fun. It just really is. Making fun of you pitiful little losers and your sad tiny penises makes my day better. It makes you feel good to have a hot ass woman paying attention to your penis, though, right? Ordinarily you get ignored, but when you find a domme like me? Oh we love to torment you for having that unfortunate micro cock down below. Do you sit down to pee, like honestly? How do you navigate the world with the face of a man and basically a clit in your shorts? You can try to fool people, you can call yourself an alpha man and work to present that way. I know your little, and I do mean little, secret and I will tease you relentlessly with it. I can’t wait to hear how small it is and give you my honest opinion.

Dial 1 888 474 6769 and ask for Suzanne

Small Penis Humiliation with Marie

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It used to be that girls were taught to be respectful and kind and to lift men up as if they were special. Years ago, I did behave this way and would be sweet and supportive whenever possible. I certainly didn’t want to be responsible for hurting anyone’s feelings. Well, those days are long gone and now you get the real Marie. In the past, if I met a guy with a little dick, I would have probably said nothing or offered some excuse to leave and would have just moved on to someone else. But now, I must admit, small penis humiliation is one of my favorite things. There’s no need to sugarcoat it for you anymore. If you’re that fragile, you should go find one of those sweet girls. I am not that. I will most definitely call out your inadequacy and mock you. It is such a waste of my time. I’m in pursuit of real men, worthy men, well hung men.

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You bare that little ding dong of yours to me and one of two things might happen. One, I will most likely laugh and make fun of it and you because it is literally so unappealing and ridiculous. Or two, I’ll honestly be a little miffed that you actually had the audacity to think I would be interested in that nub you are cursed with. Either way, small penis humiliation is coming at you loud and clear. It’s really not my concern that you couldn’t help what mother nature gave you. I do not care. I do not want it. I will not have anything to do with it. You can go fiddle that thing on your own time. Unless I want a good laugh or to make fun of you in front of my friends or something. Perhaps you could be of some entertainment value that way. But otherwise, no. Hard pass. I truly have no use for your clit sized penis.

Dial 1-888-474-6769 and ask for Marie now!

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Small Penis Humiliation Phone Sex with Remy

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I do derive a certain demented pleasure from small penis humiliation phone sex calls. Just take a look at that smile on my face. I always grin ear to ear when I get to destroy a baby dicked pathetic excuse for a man. Seriously, I go all in. It is almost therapeutic for me. I take out all my frustrations and focus them on the phallicly challenged. I want to break them down and make him understand his place in the world. Micro-penis “men” are at the bottom of the food chain, and I am an apex predator. Sitting right at the top. I will eat you up and spit you out just for a laugh.

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I love to get together with some of my sexy girlfriends so they can see just how worthless you are. I will make you show it to each of them so they can go full-on mean-spirited urologist role-play on you. It’s amusing how the small ones can be adorable. I would never touch one or fuck one, but I sure can laugh at it until my belly hurts. But after the initial laughter, I am afraid I am going to have to really come at you so that you can understand exactly how pitiful you are. You aren’t a real man and I will never treat you as such. No, you are a pathetic excuse for a man and I need to understand that. And if I have to be mean to get you to see that then so be it. My meanness often comes as such a surprise to those who must bear my wrath. I look so sweet and my voice is so soft and reassuring, but I say the worst things to you. I know it is confusing, but that is the way it must be with a small penis humiliation phone sex call.

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SPH Phone Sex with Remy

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Listen, I get that every man thinks he’s the shit, but you’re nothing if you’re a no-dick loser. The only thing I have for you is humiliation and making you cry on SPH phone sex. If you’re going to push up on me, you better be packing. I don’t truck with any guy smaller than at least 8 inches! Sorry fuckers, I don’t do average. And I for sure am not the chick who thinks small cocks are cute. I think they’re disgusting and honestly should be locked in a tiny cock cage for life. Or maybe even better, cut it off! It’s not doing you any good anyway. Turn that sad little dick into the clit it really is and go full on man cunt. You might as well. You’re never going to get any pussy with that shriveled-up mushroom.

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And hear me when I say this…unless your ‘grower’ reaches 8 inches or more, it’s still considered a pathetic waste of skin. I’m not sucking, fucking, or even touching anything that is that small. But if you still insist on trying to talk to me, I’d be more than happy to berate the fuck out of you on SPH phone sex. That’s the only time I’ll ever give you any attention, so you might as well take the offer. And if you even think of jerking that disgusting deformed dick, make sure you ask me first so I’m prepared. Just the thought of you tugging on your man clit makes me want to gag…and sadly not because I’m sucking a huge cock. But because that little dick is so gross it makes me want to puke thinking of jizz spurting out of that tiny mushroom head. Better yet, don’t jerk at all. Just wait until I’m done verbally bashing you. Then go cry in your bed and diddle your little dick so I don’t have to hear you doing it. Gross!

1 888 474 6769 and ask for Remy

Small Cock Humiliation with Sybil

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The other day my good friend, Tamera, and I really gave it to this guy we know with small cock humiliation. Tamera is ten years younger than I am — she celebrated her 25th birthday only last month — but we’re really close. We’re drawn together partly because we have similar fetishes. She’s got blonde hair and is real slim,  with itty bitty titties, and she wears fishnet stockings even more often than I do and we go to the same beauty salon to get manicures and pedicures. She’s got a husband and he likes the fact that she’s a hot wife, just like I’m a hot wife, who isn’t afraid to get it on with other guys. He’s not a truck driver like mine and is over at his place evenings — sometimes watching Tamera have at it with a handsome guy! She doesn’t stay home full-time but only has a part-time job in a grocery store. Like me, she’s more into having fun that pursuing a “career” or whatever.

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The guy who visited us is a middle-aged man and — would you believe this? — he still wets the bed! Gus has peed in his bed all his life just like a baby. Of course, that kind of suits him since he has a really baby-sized dick. I mean, it’s two inches hard! I am not exaggerating, this guy has a dick like an innie belly button. When he jacks off, it’s the weirdest sight because instead of going up and down on it like a guy with a regular sized dick, Gus rubs that little thing between his thumb and forefinger! After Gus got here, Tamera and I took turns being mean to him because he knows he deserves it. Each of us spanked him and called him names like “bedwetter” and “sissy fool loser” and “tiny pricked loser.” I took some photographs of his reddened ass. I plan to look at them when I’m diddling myself. God, how I LOVE small cock humiliation!
Call me at 1 888 474 6769 and ask for Sybil

Small Penis Humiliation Phone Sex with Remy

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Small penis humiliation phone sex really brings out the wicked creative side of me. I remember back in the day, I was such a sweet girl. I never had a bad word to say to anyone. But life is funny and as I got older I realized that nice girls finish last and sometimes not at all. Bitches get what they want. So now, small penis humiliation phone sex calls are very natural for me. I remember the first time I saw a really small penis. I was legit stunned. Yet, I wanted to be that nice well mannered girl that i was raised to be, but seriously– fuck that! I was torn, do I laugh hysterically or really tear into this faux guy for wasting my time? So obviously, I ended up doing both, of course. It was hysterical to look at and think how much effort this guy puts into presenting himself to be a real man.

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He clearly, is not, so that is why he has to put up a big front so that people will think he is normal. I mean, fuck normal. He wasn’t even average. And who wants to be average any way? Once that facade is shattered, I can really destroy what remains of that shell of a fake ass man. Honestly, I don’t really think of it as me being mean. It is time someone told these small dicked time wasters, the way the real world works. I am just telling him the truth that he fiercely needs to hear. Women do these men no benefits when they pretend that he can satisfy anyone with a tiny thing like that. Come on, be sensible and take your small penis humiliation phone sex call medicine and call me at 1-888-474-6769 and ask for Remy.

Small Penis Humiliation Phone Sex with Darcy

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Hello boys, I have a tongue twister for you today and I want you to try saying it out loud. Ready? Here it comes: Chicks with big tits love big dicks. That’s it, chicks with big tits love BIG dicks! Now you know that I’m in the mood for small penis humiliation phone sex today. These little cocktail wieners some of you have are simply just pathetic. If you aren’t sure whether your manhood is under-average, I think you’ll need my help to figure it out. It’s important for you to know whether or not you’ll be able to live up to certain expectations in the bedroom.

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It’s understandable that some men and boys are very confused about whether or not they possess a penis worthy of sucking and fucking. Look at all those big, thick, veiny porno penises you’re constantly exposed to on porn sites. It does make you wonder, doesn’t it? I am sure you have so many questions like, “Do women fantasize about my penis size?” or “Is it possible for my penis to give a woman a vaginal orgasm?” I promise we can answer all these questions together. I consider myself to be somewhat of a BIG COCK private investigator. I can tell if a guy is packing some bedroom heat from across the room and it’s not just from scoping out his bulge! Bulges can be faked but real big dick swagger cannot. Call now for Miss Darcy’s Big Dick Inspection Services and small penis humiliation phone sex.

That’s right, we can put an end to your wondering as soon as we’re on the phone. All I need you to do is grab some lubrication, a ruler, or measuring tape and follow my stroking instructions. We will get you as hard as possible and then measure your penis live on the phone together. And let me just tell you that I love giving jerk off instructions for sexy big dicks. Yum yum! Tiny penises are a different story though – If my inspection has found that you possess mediocre manhood or smaller, I will be forced to give you small penis humiliation phone sex instead of stroke encouragement alone. Laughs and SPH are all I have for baby dicks because, let’s face it – you can’t really stroke a shrimp, can you?

Remember, chicks with big tits love BIG dicks! Call Darcy for size queen games, cock measuring, joi, and small penis humiliation phone sex. *kisses*

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SPH Phone Sex with Remy

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Things have been so rough lately and we all need to relax and have a good laugh. So you can help me out here, come on give me a reason to laugh, and take your dick out. You’re such a SPH phone sex freak you’ve got to be used to girls bashing your deformed pinky dick. It must be really tiny too because there’s like no bulge in your pants at all! It’s all smooth like a Ken doll down there. Do you sit down to pee? I don’t think women are the only ones who bust you on your sad little micro-penis, so I’m sure you hide in a stall when you go to take a piss. Can’t stand at the urinals like the big boys with real cocks do, can you?

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Are those cum stains on your pants? That’s just gross. Look I know your a pathetic small penis humiliation phone sex loser who missed the lottery on big dicks, but that’s no excuse to be so disgusting. Put a diaper on or something. Better yet, come out on the dance floor with me and let EVERYONE see the small penis humiliation phone sex failure you are!! You’ll never step foot in here again, which is fine by me because I’m so sick of you begging me to give you a chance. But I’ll let you buy me one drink if you stand right in the middle of the floor and show everyone your teeny tiny dick. It’ll be fun! We all get to laugh and berate you while you stand there and cry. Hey, you might get lucky after all. Maybe a guy will bend you over the pool table and show you what a real man with a real cock is like!! What a no dick loser!

Call me at 1 888 474 6769 and ask for Remy for SPH phone sex

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